How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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