An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What is 9 + 10? 21

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

elen degeneres is straight....

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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