Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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