- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

i am writing this because i felt like it.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

long in the tooth!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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