What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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what happens every day? People die

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