What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

whats 69+2? 71

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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