- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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