What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A child walks into a classroom.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

matt has ebola...funny right!?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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