- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What's funnier than 24? 25

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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