Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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hey

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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HURT

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Donald Trump

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