- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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