Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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elen degeneres is straight....

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Xbox One

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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