What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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People...

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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