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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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