- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Pain Olympics.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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