- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Women's rights

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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