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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

your moms my other ride

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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