- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid