- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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