- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

fruit salad?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Where's my baby??

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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