Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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