- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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