What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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My kids are mistakes.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Homosexuals are gay.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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