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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Water? I hardly know her.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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