What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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children burning

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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You're welcome!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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