xavier stop

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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