how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

You have cancer

UP

womens rights

Abortion

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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