Dylan is gay

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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