Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Do you play piano? No

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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