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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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