What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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PSN IS UP

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Anti Joke

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