A homosexual walks into a church

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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