What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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