A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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