An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Anti Joke

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