A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

child labor

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What's 9+10? 19

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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