how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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