Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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tea with milk?

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Your biggest fan.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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KKK

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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TOBUSCUS

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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