- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Women's rights.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Woman's rights

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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