- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Homosexuals are gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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