- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What time is it? 20:45.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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