- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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