Santa isn't real

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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