What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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