- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Your time.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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