What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Bloody kids ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Jason Connor.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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