- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bake until golden at 375

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

The Game

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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