Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Badgers are cool

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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