What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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A man made a sandwich.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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miley cyrus

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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drake

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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