- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

women's rights

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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